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I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Shiba Inu!
I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Shiba Inu!
I'm Mushimura!
Recently, a new model of GoPro has been released, right?
Yes, there was!
8!
Yes!
And we were so happy that we bought 6 of them!
We have 2 of them now!
Usually, we can't shoot videos like this, right?
But we wanted to make good use of this opportunity, so we made an "interesting weekly video" for you this time!
"Interesting weekly video"!
Well, there are 6 of us, right?
Yes.
We're going to watch 6 videos from now on.
It's boring.
Yes.
6 videos are boring, to be honest.
It's really long.
So, we can't do anything about these 2 videos.
We're going to cut them out!
Wow!
We're going to cut them out!
Wasn't it decided that we're going to shoot "interesting weekly video"?
"Interesting weekly video"?
It's "weekly"!
What?
No way!
Wasn't it decided that we're going to cut them out?
What?
There are a lot of "weekly videos" like this one, right?
Yes, there are.
3D videos are always like this.
When you come over here,
it stretches like this.
So we wanted you to improve your skills in that area.
That's why we made "interesting weekly video" like this.
Let's announce it.
It's that heavy?
Who's going to announce it first?
Here it is!
It came out pretty well, didn't it?
The GoPro is good.
I'm surprised you're doing it.
It's the best.
It's a good memory.
Oh, you're doing it!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Huh?
You're doing it well.
I'm going to turn my legs.
You're on the chair.
You're going to get caught, aren't you?
That's good.
Don't forget about it.
Okay.
This is good.
It's completely different.
You're the best at it.
I'm always like this.
No, it's my first time.
You're really stubborn.
You're going to break your leg.
No, no, no.
I'm going to make a video of me.
Let's go.
You guys, follow me.
Okay.
Nobody is listening to you.
Don't hit me.
I'm a little embarrassed.
I don't talk to you in this dressing room.
Oh, it's Darts.
You're playing alone, aren't you?
I always play with Takeuchi and Darts.
And I play with them.
You're right.
I don't like Shimizu, but it's too funny.
I see.
Shimizu got really excited before the event.
I'm really looking forward to it.
I can't stop laughing.
Thank you for us.
Thank you very much.
Shimizu, would you like to continue?
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
I've made it really easy.
Would you like to see it?
Here's my idea.
So, I'm going to do it in the morning today.
It will be morning soon.
No way.
Huh?
Shikan Morning Routine!
The day starts with an ocean view.
Ocean, ocean.
Wow.
I've never seen this before.
Shikan Morning Routine, right?
It's like a Disney movie.
I see.
Anyway, I drink coffee in the morning.
In front of me, I see natto and other zombie food.
I feel like I'm alone.
I'm going to take a shower to wake up because of the bad sleeping habits.
It's my first time to see the front of Shimizu's house.
It's too cold!
I was surprised that the wind suddenly came up.
It's cold, it's cold, it's cold.
Oh, it's nice.
It doesn't open, does it?
I wonder if it's really open.
It's noisy.
I'm going to wear a parka on this day.
Now, it's time for my most important shave.
I'm going to shave my beard for the first time in a while.
How is it today?
You had a beard just now.
It's really hard to shave a beard.
You've seen Shimizu's beard, haven't you?
That's right.
And it's long.
It's definitely long.
It's close.
That's enough.
It's long.
It's always like that.
Because the camera is pointing at you.
I'm going to wear master sword shoes that I bought at a jelly shop and wear shoes every day.
That's my morning routine.
I'm going to work hard today, too.
That's it.
I was doing my morning routine with a master sword.
Among them, I was doing it with a rotten iron bowl and a master sword for shaving my beard every day.
You mainly shaved your beard, didn't you?
At first, I was going to shave only my beard.
I was editing with an ocean sword.
It's an ocean sword, isn't it?
That's right.
I've never seen a woman pee in the morning.
That's true.
It's a lie.
I've heard that it's a shitty policy.
No one said that.
But it's not that shitty.
Then I'll tell you about my policy.
You know, I get it.
Yeah, I know.
I think you'll be one of them.
Thank you.
Okay, then.
Mr. Yumemura, do you wanna go?
What?
What about your computer?
What?
I mean...
What about your computer?
It's way too old for a computer.
It looks like a GoPro, doesn't it?
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
But this is still old.
That's true.
I mean, it's still old.
It's still old.
I mean, it's still old.
It's still old.
It's green, isn't it?
I can see it, but it's green.
Here is my opinion.
It's funny.
I'll jump and do it.
I'm nervous.
Look to the left.
I'm scared.
I'm ready.
Come here.
I'm scared.
Do you have a cover?
I'm afraid I'll wear a cover.
I'm not wearing it.
It's my ball.
What?
It's my ball.
It's cute.
It's calm.
You're not interested in GoPro.
You don't have anything for me.
Chase me.
What is it?
It's under the sofa.
You're not good at it.
It's too big.
It's like this.
It's going to go deeper from here.
I see.
You're good at it.
The cat was interested and came to me.
It was funny.
At first, I couldn't do it.
At first, I put it on my boss.
Let's see him make Chinese food.
That's a good idea.
When I asked him,
he said he was sick on a day off and died of sickness.
When I put it on my boss,
it looked like this.
You're good.
I'm trying to look like that kind of man.
You're a craftsman.
Here it is!
Oh, it's you, Tecchan!
Can I touch you with my hair?
Do you want me to touch you with my bright hair?
Your bright hair.
You're right.
It's fun.
How do you do it?
That's how you do it.
It's fun.
You're very energetic, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It's because you're doing it without thinking.
You're so careless!
It hurts so much that if you don't loosen up, you'll die.
It hurts so much.
It hurts so much!
It hurts.
That's how you do it.
I'll take it.
It hurts.
The roots are stuck.
I'll dry it.
I want to see you dry it.
It's going to shrink!
What if you leave it wet and then put it back in?
It's okay.
Tecchan, dry it yourself.
It's not worth it.
You can't do it yourself.
It's fun.
It's good.
I want to dye my hair green.
It's amazing!
I'll show you from behind.
- Ready! - Ready!
- Done! - Done!
- I've never seen anything like it! - It's a video that makes you feel like you've cut and colored Tetsuya.
- It's a really good video. - It's funny.
- It's okay as long as you're a cheerful old lady. - That's right.
- You're overreacting! - I'm sorry.
- Anyway, this is my video. - Yes.
- Shibayu said earlier that he was going to make a shitty video. - Yes.
- I'm sorry, but I've made shitty videos before. - What!?
- I've thought about it, but I've come up with one. - But I couldn't make it.
- I couldn't think of anything more. - What!?
- I thought it would be nice if there were six of us. - This is bad.
- What is it? - What is it?
- This is...
- Oh! - Oh!
- You idiot! - You're not wrong!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is it! - This is the worst!
- This is the worst!
- But there's no one, right? - There's no one!
- There's no one!
- There's no man. - There's no man, but I've seen fewer people.
- Why!? - Why!?
- Anyway, we've watched the video. - Yes.
- Out of the six videos we've watched, two of them are cut. - Yes.
- Well, mine is cut, right? - You can't show it.
- You can't show it.
- Emuji Megami-kun's...
- Anyway, this time it's been cut.
- Emuji Megami-kun and Shibayu-kun's...
- It's not like I'm satisfied with showing it to everyone.